我一巴掌打死你英语怎么写 _我一

1.2分钟的英语小笑话带翻译Women and Men
An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed students to punctuate them correctly. The male students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The female students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
女人和男人
一个英语教授在黑板上写了几个词：“女人没有她男人就什么都不是。”他让学生将这句话用正确的标题点出。男生写道：“女人，没有她男人，就什么都不是。”而女生却写道：“女人！没有她，男人就什么都不是。”
The rabbit fishing
【我一巴掌打死你英语怎么写】The first day rabbit went fishing, catching.
The next day, he went fishing, empty-handed.
On the third day, fish jumped to say: "you again when the bait, turnip shot you slap the hare."
兔子钓鱼
第一天兔子去钓鱼，没钓到。
第二天，他又去钓鱼，有空手而归。
第三天，鱼跳出来说：“你再拿萝卜当诱饵，就一巴掌打死你这个兔崽子。”

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