孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房 。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块 。
不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样 。” 迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？” 他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的 。”
迪克说了一声“噢” 。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧 。”
I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师 。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面 。”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元 。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元 。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了 。” The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- 。
3. 英语笑话带翻译 1、周而复始 老王在树下休息，老李走过来对他说：“嗨，为什么不去上山砍柴？” 老王说：“砍柴干什么？” 老李说：“好卖钱啊 。
卖到钱就可以买驴，再沿家挨户卖柴 。挣了钱就再 买卡车，然后买木厂卖木 器，再买更多的卡车，那样就可以发大财了 。”
老王问：“发了财干什么？” 老李答：“发了财就可 以逍遥自在地享清福嘛 。” 老王说：“那你以为我现在在干什么？”1, round and roundLao wang rested under the tree, Lao li came up and said, "hey, why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said: "cut wood stem what?" Lao li said: "good money! Sold into money can buy a donkey, then along home door-to-door selling wood. Zheng money will buy trucks, and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware, buy more trucks, so that you can be really rich." The old king: "fortune"? Lao li answer: "fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said, "that you think I doing now?"2、甲鱼风波 甲鱼又叫团鱼或鳖，俗称王八 。
味鲜美，价昂贵 。“吃的不买，买的不吃”，实乃高级礼品，公关丑 星 。
某乡派数人携众鳖入城进贡 。因其重量不同，又须按“职”分配，为免差错计，故将官 号写于纸上，贴于鳖背 。
……至机关干部住宅楼前，天已晚 。不料竹篓倾覆，众甲鱼乘暮色争相逃命，乡人一片 惊呼：“赵局长”跑啦！——那个块头最大的 。
快抓住“钱处长”——小心它咬手 。那墙角里黑乎乎的，莫非是“孙科长”？“李秘书”个头小，爬得快，怕是找不到了 。
2, turtle stormTurtle and call TuanYu or turtle, commonly known as the tortoise. Taste delicious, the price is expensive. "Eat not to buy, buy the do not eat", solid senior gifts, pr ugly stars. MouXiang sent several people join the turtle into town tribute. Because of its different weights, and must according to "responsibility" distribution, in order to avoid mistakes plan, therefore, JiangGuan written in paper, stick at turtle's back.。To government cadres residential against the building, it is late. Behold, all the turtle piggy overthrown by the dusk scramble to flee for life, XiangRen a exclaimed, "zhao chief" run! The bigger the biggest. - Catch "money director" - be careful it bites the hand. The corner of the mariposa rushed, murphy is "Samson section chief"? "Secretary li"'s smaller, climb quickly, afraid that I can't find it.3、迟了 在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说： “老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领 了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”3, lateIn the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"4、情书 小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到：“爱你爱得如此之深，以至愿为你赴汤蹈火 。