星期六如不下雨，我一定来 。4, love letterGuy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.5、无理抱怨 两个人一起吃饭，只有两条鱼，一大一小 。
一位先把大 的吃了，另一位勃然大怒 。”多不合适！”他抱怨说 。”
怎 么了？”另一位问 。”你吃掉了那条大的，如果我是你就不 会这样做 。”
”你会怎 样呢？””我当然是先吃小的 。”” 那好哇，你抱怨什么，那条小鱼不是还在那里吗！”5 and irrational complainTwo people eat together, only two fish, a great and a small. A first big eat, another flew into a rage. "Not more suitable!" He complains. "How yao?" Another asked. "You ate that big, if I were you, I would not do so." "How would you like?" "Of course I is first eat small." "That good, you complained, the fish is still there!"6、为您保密 甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密 。
" 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密 。”6, for your confidentialA: "this matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."7、擦玻璃 父亲走进儿子的房间，夸奖道：干得好，儿子！窗户又干净又明亮，你是用肥皂水擦的吗？ 儿子：没有，爸爸，我用的是锤子 。
7, wipe glassFather entered the son's room, praise, way: well done, son! The window and clean and bright, you are using soap water wipe? Son: no, dad, I am using a sledgehammer.8、开学 小学开学了，刚满6岁的冬冬不肯到学校上学 。妈妈向冬冬解释，小朋友满6岁就要去上学，一直到15岁 。
最后冬冬终于在书桌前坐下来，满含热泪地问：等我15岁的时候，您会记得来接我吗？8, openingElementary school begins, just over 6 years old of winter winter will not come to school. Mother to dongdong explanation, children with 6 years old shall go to school, until 15 years old. Last winter winter finally before desk sat down and full of tears to ask: w 。
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