有趣的英语小故事_介绍一个有关自己的有趣的小故事英语 _生活经验

短小幽默的英语小故事短小幽默的英语小故事
1.Lady First 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”
只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？
老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？
学生：在蛋糕里，先生。
有趣的英语小故事Cinderella is a beautiful girl. She has two ugly stepsisters. They are not kind to Cinderella. Cinderella does all of the work. She must cook, clean and do everything.
灰姑娘是个美丽的女孩。她有两个继母生的丑姊姊。这两个姊姊对灰姑娘很不好。所有的事都得要灰姑娘做。她必须煮饭、洗衣，什么事她都要做。
One day, a letter comes to the house. It is a letter from the prince. He will have a big party. He would like the three girls to come. The prince wants to find a wife.
有一天，家里收到一封信。信是王子寄的。他要举行盛大的宴会。他希望三个女孩子能一起来。王子要挑选王妃
Cinderella can't go to the party because she doesn't have beautiful clothes. Her stepsisters have beautiful clothes. They look very happy. Cinderella is very sad.
灰姑娘不能参加宴会，因为她没有漂亮的衣服。她两个姊姊却有漂亮衣服。她们的表情好愉快。灰姑娘伤心透了。
Cinderella's stepsisters leave the house. They are going to the prince's party.
Cinderella cries. She also wants to go to the party. Suddenly, a woman shows up. She is a kind fairy.
灰姑娘的两个姊姊出门了。她们要参加王子的宴会。灰姑娘哭了。她也想去赴宴。突然间，有一位女士出现了。她是个好心的仙女。
"Don't worry," says the fairy. "You can go to the prince's party." "I can't go," cries Cinderella. "I don't have a nice dress."
“别担心，”仙女说。”你可以参加王子的宴会。”“我去不了，”灰姑娘哭道。”我没有象样的衣服。”
"It will be all right," says the fairy. "Go get a pumpkin, six mice and a rat." Cinderella quickly finds them. "What will you do?" Cinderella asks. The fairy waves her wand over the pumpkin.
“没关系， ”仙女说。”替我找一个南瓜，六只家鼠及一只田鼠来。”灰姑娘很快就找到这些东西。”您要怎么做？”灰姑娘问道。仙女把魔棒在南瓜上面挥了一下。
The pumpkin is now a beautiful silver coach. The fairy waves her wand over the six mice. She changes them into six strong men. The six men will walk with the coach. Then the fairy changes the rat into a man. He is the driver of the coach.
南瓜现在变成了华丽的银马车。仙女把魔棒在六只老鼠上面挥了一挥。她把他们变成六名壮汉。这六名壮汉会跟着马车一块走。接着，仙女再把田鼠变成一名男子，他成了马车夫。
The coach is beautiful, but Cinderella still looks sad. "I still can't go to the party. My dress is too ugly," she says. "Don't worry," says the fairy. She waves her wand and makes Cinderella's dress beautiful.
马车很华丽，可是灰姑娘仍然一副悲伤的模样。”我还是去不了宴会。我的衣服很丑，”她说。”别担心， ”仙女说道。她挥了挥魔棒，便把灰姑娘的衣服变得很漂亮了。
Now Cinderella has a nice dress. It is gold and very pretty. Her shoes are made of glass. Cinderella is so beautiful. She can go to the party.
现在灰姑娘有了象样的衣服，是黄金做的，很漂亮。她的鞋是玻璃做的。灰姑娘模样真美，可以赴宴去了。
"You must leave the party before twelve o'clock," says the fairy. "At 12:00 the magic will end."
"I will be back before twelve o'clock," says Cinderella. She gets into the coach to go to the party.
“你必须在十二点以前离开宴会，”仙女说。”十二点时，法力就会消失。”
“我会在十二点以前赶回来， ”灰姑娘说。她上了马车赴宴去了。
The prince's palace is full of people. They are all happy to be at the big party. All the girls want to marry the prince. Then Cinderella walks into the palace."Who is she?" everyone asks. "She's so beautiful," they say.
王子的宫殿挤满了人。他们各个都很高兴参加这个盛大的宴会。所有的女孩子都想嫁给王子。这时灰姑娘走入皇宫。”她是谁呀？”每个人都问道。”她好美，”他们都说。
The prince sees Cinderella. He asks her to dance with him. All night long they dance and talk. The prince and Cinderella fall in love. At twelve o'clock, Cinderella runs out of the palace.
王子看到了灰姑娘。他邀请她与他共舞。他们整晚都在跳舞聊天。王子与灰姑娘坠入情网了。十二点时，灰姑娘跑出了宫殿。
Cinderella runs and loses one of her glass shoes. She must get home before twelve. She is late. She runs into the house. Now, she is wearing her old dress again.
灰姑娘跑呀跑的，掉了一只玻璃鞋。她必须在十二点前赶回家。她迟到了。她跑进家门。现在，她身上穿的又是原来的那一件旧衣服。
The prince finds Cinderella's shoe. "I know this shoe. It belongs to that beautiful girl. I'll find her," he says. The next morning, he goes from house to house to find her. He goes to Cinderella's house. The two ugly stepsisters try on the shoe, but their feet are too big.
王子发现了灰姑娘的那只鞋。”我记得这只鞋，它是那位漂亮姑娘的。我要找到她，”他说。第二天早上，他便挨家挨户去找她。他来到灰姑娘的家。两个丑姊姊试穿这只鞋，不过她们的脚太大了。
"Can I try it on?" asks Cinderella. "Yes," the prince says, so Cinderella tries the shoe on. It fits her foot. "I have found my princess," the prince says. Soon Cinderella and the prince get married. They live happily ever after.
“我可以试穿吗？”灰姑娘问道。”可以，”王子说，于是灰姑娘就试穿那只鞋。鞋很合脚。”我已经找到我的妃子了，”王子说。灰姑娘和王子很快结了婚。他们从此过着幸福的生活。
一个人可以演的有趣英语小故事One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.
"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."
一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。
“是的，老师。”一个男学生说， “可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire ， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
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谢谢啊。。不过有点少。。能不能多点啊
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No Ordinary Blanket
This is my blanket.
My blanket is not just an ordinary blanket.
My blanket can change into different things.
If I tie it around my neck,
my blanket can change into a cape.
“I am Superman!”
If I drape it between two chairs,
my blanket can change into a fort.
“I am the captain of my fort!”
If I put it over my head,
my blanket can change into a ghost.
“Boo! I am scary!”
If I tie up the corners,
my blanket can change into a bag.
“Now, I can carry my toys!”
If I spread it out on the table,
my blanket can change into a tablecloth.
“Let’s eat!”
If I roll it up, my blanket can change into a pillow.
“Let me show you how I rest my head!”
See, I told you this blanket is no ordinary blanket.
But, best of all,
my blanket can make me warm if it covers me.
I like my blanket!
译文：
不普通的毯子
这个是我的毯子。
我的毯子不仅仅是一张普通的毯子。
我的毯子能变成不同的东西。
如果我把它系在我的脖子上，
我的毯子能变成一个斗蓬。
“我是超人！”
如果我把它搭在两张椅子之间，
我的毯子能变成一个堡垒。
“我是这座堡垒的首领！”
如果我把它放在我的头上，
我的毯子能变成一个幽灵。
“嘘！我是令人害怕的！”
如果我把角系起来，
我的毯子能变成一个袋子。
“现在，我能搬运我的玩具！”
如果我把它在桌子上铺开，
我的毯子能变成一张桌布。
“让我们吃！”
如果我把它卷起来，我的毯子能变成一个枕头。
“让我给你演示我如何使我的脑袋休息！”
看，我告诉过你这张毯子不是普通的毯子。
但是，最好的是，
如果毯子盖着我，它能使我感到暖和。
我喜欢我的毯子。
有趣的英语小故事两个人念对话，剩下一个人念旁白
BigHead
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪？”
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是?。钡艿芩档?，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
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还可以，还能不能找到点三个人对话，没有旁白的？

补充
Maria:Hey,guys.
Carol:Hello,Maria.
Paui:Hi.What's up?
Maria:l,m writing the"What,s cool?"article for the school magazine,and l want to ask you some questions.OK?
Carol:Sure.
paul:Uh-huh.
Maria:Well,look at these things.what do you think of them?
Carol:OK.um,well...Hmm.T love the watch.
Paui:Oh,I don't mind the watch.My sister has one of those.
Maria:What do you think of the sunglasses?
Carol:l like them.
Paui:hmm...l do,too...yeah,l like them.
Maria:And how about the scarf.
Paui:Oh,l don't like the scarf.
Carol:l don't,either.l can't stand those scarfs.My mom wears scarfs like that.
Maria:what do you think of the wallet?
Paui:l like the waiiet.lt's really cool.
Carol:l love it!

求一篇有趣的英语小故事，很短，有翻译A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
英文笑话：我没有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了？
同意就吧，谢谢了!
有趣的英文小故事，一分钟左右，速度。。。。1）Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩，他才7岁。当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
2）A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【译文】一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
3）Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
4）Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
（这都是幽默的英语短文，如果不够，欢迎扩展）
介绍一个有关自己的有趣的小故事英语【有趣的英语小故事_介绍一个有关自己的有趣的小故事英语】My name is Angela. I like collecting coke bottles. I am quit a messy person, sometimes this causes troubles. One day my friend came to my house. She said she's thirsty. Then I told her to get a drink in the refrigerator on her own. Unfortunately, she took the coke bottle that I use as a container for vinegar.
我是Angela. 我喜欢收集可乐瓶子。我并不是一个很整洁的人，这件事有时会给我惹麻烦。一天我的朋友来我家。他说他有点渴了。我就让他自己去冰箱拿东西喝。悲催的是，他拿的那个可乐瓶子是我用来放陈醋的。
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有趣的英语小故事_介绍一个有关自己的有趣的小故事 英语

有趣的英语小故事_介绍一个有关自己的有趣的小故事英语