One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing 。4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose 。
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5.以“学习英语是很有趣的”写一篇英语作文翻译如下：
学习英语是很有趣的
It's fun to learn English
From my point of view, learning English is fun. The reasons are as follows: first, after learning English, you can see the original film. Secondly, after learning English, you can communicate with foreigners and it is much easier to travel abroad. Finally, learning English helps us understand the world.
Learning English is so interesting!
6.留下几篇简单搞笑的英语短文Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处 ， 僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” 本文来自： 优习网（） 详细出处参考：。
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